Register Your Sissy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Oh! If only my parents loved me enough to send me to such a lovely place when I was a child. If they did, then perhaps I would not have grown up to be a sacrilegious science-loving sissy. *sigh*

Who can come?
Landover Baptist Vacation Bible Camp is for anyone who finished Grade 3 up to those finished grade 6. Optional grade 7 for those who attended last year and failed to kill an endangered animal and memorize over 50 Bible verses.

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What to Bring to Bible Camp?
King James Bible (1611 version)
Semi-Automatic Pistol 
Revolver with Telescopic Lens
Plenty of Ammunition
Knives suitable for skinning
Cell Phone and Walkie Talkie
Tape Recorder
Hand Cuffs
One Change of Clothes
Money for Offering Plate

What to Leave At Home?
Notebook, Pens and Pencils
Secular Music
Sleeping Bag
Soap and Shampoo
Camera and Film
Stuffed Animals
Insect Repellant
Rain Gear
Sissy Friends
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