The Jordan Effect

Now why is everyone acting like this is a surprise? They call this the "Jorden Effect":
Research shows almost half of women aged 18 to 25 would prefer to have large breasts than high intelligence. Researchers also found around 40 per cent of respondents would rather have a ‘slim figure’ than high intelligence. Almost the same percentage of people said they would swap their IQ in order to be their ‘ideal dress size’.

Of course women would want a great body, slim waist and big boobs! I, for one, who gladly lower my IQ a lot if that meant having a body like Jordan. Wouldn't you?

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Tampons, Bananas, and Other Fun Insertables

As faithful readers of APS know, this sissy has a thing for anal. For me, it is much more than just a "thing." It is almost an obsession. I am a "catcher" rather than a "pitcher" so I get a tremendous thrill from having my bottom penetrated - and not just penetrated, but stuffed!

My most favorite thing to have up my sissy ass is a warm cock shooting jets of hot jism deep into my bowels. Also near the top of "Sarah's Favorite Things To Have Up Her Ass" are tampons. Tampons have the added benefit of being uniquely feminine. No man has any reason whatsoever to use a tampon so having a tampon in me makes me feel less of a man and much more femmy. 

It has been a fun challenge at times to see how many tampons I get nest inside of me. Also fun is to stretch my sissy hole by seeing how many tampons applicator tubes I can insert side-by-side at one time (the record currently stands at nine Super Plus sized Kotex applicators!).

Recently, I have been experimenting with "packing." Packing is stuffing your insides for the sake of fullness rather than the stimulation of the prostate or anal intercourse. I have to say that I have picked up a new perverse hobby!

I did a bit of reading online in one of the many kinky forums that I frequent (I believe it was that discussed putting various things up one's ass. Two items instantly appealed to me - frozen bananas and marshmallows.

I am not much for frozen things inside of me, so I didn't actually freeze the bananas totally. I left them in the freezer long enough that they were solid and stiff. While I want the bananas to be turgid, I did not want to be so. So out comes the extra small cock ring that I place over my clitty and sheballs. Not so tight as to cut off all circulation but tight enough to really cut down on that nasty little clit's ability to enlarge.

I cut the bananas in half as was suggested and gave myself a series of deep cleansing enemas - the last one a mixture of water and mineral oil to lube me up inside. I also lubed my excited little hole and then sank the first fruit tube inside me. Having had a lot of things stretch my hole, it went it with no problem and easily settle in behind my sphincter. The next one went it fairly easily too. It was at this point that I realized that I would have been better off not cutting the banana's in half so that they can reach more deeply into me.

Mental note: next time buy the really large, think, long bananas.

It quickly became apparent that I needed something to help push the bananas up inside of me. Thankfully, I have a rather big box of toys so I grabbed a one of my smaller toys. This one, a long, clear plastic probe made for massaging a prostate ended up just smashing the fruit into a pulp inside of me. So, I grabbed one of the dongs that is about 2 inches thick. Yea, that smashed the banana even more, it did push it deep inside my colon.

With a smile on my lipsticked lips, I continued with the three other bananas.  It did get kind of messy but it was a interesting feeling being that packed. I couldn't help myself and I went back to the prostate probe and gave my sissy G spot a bit of a workout. My restrained clitty did leak somewhat and I did get a nice sissygasm.

Unlike tampons, which have a string that you can use to retrieve them, I had to let nature take its course to expel the bananas. Much of the material came out fairly easily as a bowel movement but it took a while for all of it the vacate the premises. In a way, that was really cool as it was a reminder of how much of a sissy I am.

Next up, fun with marshmallows!
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Allie Rose: Bimbo Role Model

Allie is a Playboy model from Scottsdale, AZ. She began modeling at age 17, and her goal is to establish a career in the entertainment industry that enables her to travel often and live near the beach. When she’s not working, Allie works out 4x a week, and recently enrolled in pole dancing lessons, because they’re fun and make her feel sexy. 

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Lana Woods: Transsexual Pioneer (Updated)

I have always loved Lana Woods. She was one of the first transsexual women that I discovered many years ago.

There are so many reasons why I love Lana. She is really pretty, has a great body and is incredibly sleazy! She has done piss scenes, fisting, double-anal, huge dildo, blow jobs, and a whole host of other wonderfully perversions.

She was also one of the first post-op transsexuals that had a porn career after surgery. Although surgeries today can produce a better looking pussies, her's is still pretty good. In fact, a lot of people looking at her post-op photos don't even realize that she once had a cock...

1967 : born as “George” in Bedfordshire, outside London.
1978 : by the age of 12, George knew that he needed to be a woman.
1984 : after taking hormones, gets silicon implants.
1990 : undergoes sex reassignment surgery.
1992 : Moves from UK to Los Angeles to become a pornstar.
1993 : films her first first X-rated movie
1994 : stars in many porn films, mostly involving S&M, gang bangs, or shemales.
1995 : moves back to Europe, settles in south France, and performs in many live shows
1997 : founds Klitorix Prod
1998 : stars in her her last movie 

Lana has used several professional names, including Sarah Bonher, Lana Wood, Karene Berg, Sarah Bonehr, and Lana Herminez

There is a wonderful tribute to Lana on YouTube: It has a very nice bio and filmography of Lana:

Major movies, main appearances (by alphabetical order)

Anal #3 (Moli, 1996)
Anal Camera #1 (Erotic Video Network, 1994)
Angel Wolf, aka Il lupo e l'agnello, aka Le loup et l'agnelle (Vidmax, 1995)
Behind The Mask (X-Cel, 1995)
Betty's Life (SAP, 1995)
Beverly She-Males (The) (Pleasure, 1994)
Bi-Laddin (Bi Now, 1994)
Bi Love Lucy (Pleasure, 1994)
Bi Sex Ass Party, aka Bisex Party, aka Bissex Sodomite, aka Bi Sex A La Mode (Wild, 1999)
Chain Gang (Bedtime, 1994)
Chantier Interdit Au Public (Colmax, 1998)
Come Back Little Shemale (1994)
Cuntz #3 (Raw Talent, 1994)
Cuntz #4 (Raw Talent, 1994)
Dance Hall Daze (X-Cel, 1996)
Days Gone Bi (Bi Now, 1994)
Diary Of Perversions (Knob Ryder, 1996)
Dick No More (1994)
Dirty Dating Service #4 (Wicked, 1994)
Double Butts (Sigma Cum Laude, 1994)
Double Penetration Virgins #1 (JM, 1994)
Ecole de Laetitia #7 (L’) (Nanou, 1995)
E Kart Bien Les Cuisses (Nanou, 1995)
Electro Sex (Fantastic, 1994)
Felicia's Fantasies (HOM, 1994)
Femmes Sodomites #8 (Nanou, 1996)
Filles A Gang Bang #5
Fist (Jeux Interdits) (Lucy, 2003 ?)
Gang Bang Diaries #4 (Silver Foxx, 1994)
Infirmières de Laetitia #1 (Les), aka Hopit’Anal (?) (Nanou, 1996)
Kinky Debutante Interviews #1 (In-X-Cess, 1994)
Lana S’offre A Toi (Défi, 1995)
Lotteria Del Piacere (La), aka La Loterie Du Sexe, aka Fucking Lottery (1996)
Love Sex Story, aka Sottomissione di Laura, aka Reich Und Pervers (Colmax, 1996)
Man Made Pussy (Heads Or Tails, 1998)
Maximum Perversum – Extrem Pervers (1995)
Mysterious House, aka Mysterious Lady (XY, 1996)
Ooze! Cum Inside Lana Woods (Van Brunt, 1994)
Other Side Of Melinda (The) (London Video, 1994)
Passioni Morbose (1995)
Power Exzess (John Love, 1995)
Proxo (La) (Klitorix, 1997)
Quel Desiderio Eterno, aka Orgasmo (Stars Pictures, 1997)
Rendez-Vous Hard A Domicile #2 (Horus, 1997)
Sensualita – Viaggio Nell’ Erotismo Del XX Secolo, aka Sex Tour (Sin City, 1996)
Sensualita – Storie Di Signore Perbene (Stars Pictures, 1996)
Shaved She-Males (Pleasure, 1994)
She-Male Trouble (Heads Or Tails, 1994)
Sinderella She-Male (1994)
Sodo Bissex Trav #10 (Nanou, 1996)
Strap-On Anal Attitude (Sigma Cum Laude, 1994)
Summer Of Sexual Indiscretions (1996)
Trans Anal Express (1994)
Usuraio (L’) (Carolyn Monroe, 1996)
Women Force (Black Rose, 1995)

Minor movies, various compilations (by alphabetical order)

3 For Me None For You (Metro)
Adventures of the DP Boys #9 - Janet and Da Boyz
Afro Cum #17 - Live At The Appalling
Amateur Bi-Sexuals
Amateur Extravaganza #54 (Odyssey, 1998)
Amateur Hours #40, 42, 49, 53
Amateur Orgies #35 (Gourmet, 1993)
Anal Angels #20 - Kimberly Kummings (Leisure Time)
Anal X #13 (Anabolic, 1995)
Anal X #17 (Anabolic, 1995)
Best of des Stars de Laetitia (Nanou, 1995)
Bi And Bizarre (1994)
Bi Athalon (Vivid)
Bi Focal – They Focus On Bi (Vivid)
Bi Polar (Vivid)
Bi Sex #5 (1994)
Bi Sex Blowjobs
Bi Sexual Anal #1 (Adult Enrichment, 1994)
Bi Sexual Built For Two (Vivid)
Black Pussy Eaters
Buttman's Orgies
Castle, The (SAP)
Dark-X-Tremes #8 - Chocolate Dipped
Dark-X-Tremes #16 - Black Hole
Der Dildo Mörder, aka Jay La Belle (Ant. KG, 1996)
Dirty Darlings #16
Dirty Doc's House Calls #4 (Pleasure, 1993)
Dirty Doc's House Calls #9 (Pleasure, 1994)
D.P. Dykes #1 - Sex-O-Vision #9
Dr. Dick From Man To Woman #1 (A&B, 1994)
Dr. Dick From Man To Woman #2 (A&B, 1994)
East Coast Sluts #10 – Ohio
Emozioni, aka Sans Répits (Colmax, 1996)
Eternal Desire (Ona Zee, 1997)
Euro Tramps #3
Every Woman Has A Foot Fantasy
Exhibition Anale #12 (Nanou, 1995)
Extasia II (Nanou, 1995)
Family Affair, aka Portraits De Famille Avec Extérieur, aka High Society Pigs, aka Sex - Der Stoff aus dem Intrigen sind (VCX, 1996)
Fallen Angels
Filthy First Timers #7
Folles De Sexe (John Love)
Fuck Ladys #3
Girls who Take It Up the Ass #26
Hardcore Beginners #8
Hello Good Bi (Vivid)
Hopit'anal (Starchild, 1994)
Hose Jobs
House Of Sex #9 - Dirty Anal (Video Tone, 1994)
I Submit (London Video)
Immortal Desire
Italian Wedding #1, aka Matrimonio Particolare (1996)
Italian Wedding #2, aka Inquisizioni Sessuali (1996)
Jail Babes #1
Jeux De Mains Jeux De Vilaines, aka Salopes Fistées (Lucy, 1996)
Kinky Switch Hitters
M Series #25
Macchina Del Tempo (La)
Mr. Peepers Amateur Home Videos #47
Nasty Operator (1995)
Only the Best of Seymore Butts #2
Private Moments
Pussy Hunt #30
Pussyman Auditions #3
Raunchy Rose Buds #4
Red Headed Leg Ends (Prestige, 1999)
Ron Hightower’s White Chicks #7 (LBO, 1994)
Seymore and Shane On the Loose
Sex and the Farm
Stars En Feu (Cargo)
Surprises De Laetitia (Nanou)
Switch On Me (Vivid)
The Castle (Italian film by Mario Salieri in 1995, as Lana Wood)
Transsexual Special
Travels #1 - Tearin' It Up in Tampa
Travestis En Folie
Triple Play #97 - Anal Game (Odyssey, 1995)
Try The Bi ! (Vivid)
Umiliazioni In Famiglia (1996)
Vecchio E La Bella (Il) (Jessica Rizzo, 1996)
Video Virgins #8 (New Sensations, 1993)
Weird Sex #2 (Fantastic, 1995)
Where The Bi's Are (Bi Now, 1994)
Wild Queens #35 (Venus Video)

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