Merit Badges for Sissies

Groups like "Boy Scouts," "Girls Scouts," and "Camp Fire Girls" all give out merit badges to recognize the accomplishments of their members. Wouldn't it be great if there was a group for sissies that gave out badges that limp-wristed pantywaists would be proud to display?

Here are some suggestions for "Sissy Scout" badges:

Brassiere Award
For the first time a sissy wears a bra

Pretty Panties Award
For the first time a sissy wears her panties

 

 

High Heels Award
For the first time walking in heels without stumbling

Smooth Underarm Award
For the first time a sissy removes all hair from her underarms

Leg Shaving Award
For the first time a sissy shaves her legs without nicking herself

Pantyhose Award
For the first time the sissy puts on pantyhose without causing a run

Mascara Award
For wearing mascara in public for the first time

Lipstick Award
For wearing lipstick in public for the first time

Underdressing Award
For the first time wearing a bra under your clothes in public

Hair Curler Award
For the first time the sissy gets her hair set

Wedding Gown Award
For the first time wearing a wedding gown

Femme Fatale Award
For the sissy's first time in public wearing a formal gown

Measurement Award
For the first time a sissy gets her first brassiere fitting

Feminine Hygiene Award
For the first time a sissy uses a tampon

 

Hormone Award
For trying your mom's birth control pills

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