You might have a big ass if...

With a nod to Jeff Foxworthy and his "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes...

You might have a big ass if...

• You might have a big ass if when you sit on a chair and your ass "spills" over the sides of the seat
• You fall on your butt and bounce
• You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your ass plowed

You might have a big ass if...

• You consider the phrase "watch it fat ass" a compliment
• When walking along and you overhear, "Look at the shitter on that critter!" and instinctively turn around and smile knowing it's you their talking about
• Every time you try to leave the grocery store they stop and accuse you of trying to conceal and steal two hams

You might have a big ass if...

• People describe your butt as "jigglish"
• You have to buy jeans too big for your waist in order to accommodate your fat bottom
• The U.S.Postal Service assigns your butt it's own zip code

You might have a big ass if...

• You go to get something out of the refrigerator, and accidentally switch the dishwasher on
• You get stuck in a double doorway
• Your skirt is always shorter in the back, than in the front

You might have a big ass if...

• You get busted for having two pounds of crack!
• When you ask the question "Does this make me look fat?" and the answer is " No, your hips do."
• You accidentally knock some little child down when you turn around

You might have a big ass if...

• Your butt is your strongest, most powerful muscle
• When you wear high heels you strike oil

You might have a big ass if...

• Your lower back doesn’t touch the floor when you lay down on your back
• You have a rear shelf that you could rest a drink on
• Its still jiggling 4 seconds after you stopped walking

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Anna Semenovich: Bimbo Icon

Anna Grigoryevna Semenovich was born on the 1st of March 1980 in Moscow and is Russian figure skater, TV presenter, singer, and actress.

Anna was going in for figure skating since the age of 3. After school, she has entered Moscow State Academy of Physical Training and earned a great many awards in competition.

At the age of 21, Anna entered the music scene and gained a bit of notoriety with the band “Brilliant.” 

 

 She also tried her hand as an actress and appeared in a number of films and on televisions.

Having big boobs and wonderfully vapid appearance, Anna Semenovich has been seen in many male magazines such as “Maxim”, “XXL”, and “FHM.”

 For many years, people have wondered if her magnificent breasts were just a “gift of nature” or enhanced surgically. While Anna denied any such enhancements, most experts think that she is disingenuous about such claims.

Even if Anna had surgeries to improve her body, so what? She is lovely and a true icon for any bimbo!

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